dreadfighterdeimos:

every time i get a paycheck 

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

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sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}
sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}
sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}
sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}
sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}
sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}
sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}

sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}

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cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

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