dyketamine:

pukicho:

morganiser:

Reminder not to pick a scab otherwise you’d be undoing the cute platelets hard work!

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Man what the FUCK you anime guys doing anymore t

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chubbycattumbling:

Pepo, the fat siamese cat!

apparentlyeverything:

skramza-stark:

bandana-roja:

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Girl is a cop

I’m not defending her or anything but honestly, what do you expect? She’s a mainstream American politician. She might be better than most but if any politician at this point ran on a platform of not deporting anyone then they’d instantly be seen as too radical and “idealistic” by the media and the general public. I mean it took us a very long time before most people got on board with the idea that having a health care system similar to basically every other first world country wasn’t too radical. 

The context for this was that a 95-year old Nazi war-crime suspect who happened to live in the district for which she is running for Congress was finally deported (he was actually ordered to be deported 2004 but no country would accept him until now, when Germany finally agreed), and the GOP attacked her for it, and then when she clarified that yes, she still wants to abolish ICE but some deportation will be necessary, like the deportation of Nazis suspected of being war criminals, the left attacked her for that, because that makes her a cop.

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Q

Anonymous asked:

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

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kramergate:

beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

goldenshuri:

verylargefrogs:

derezzcartes:

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

This is Zeus erasure

Zeus deserves to be erased

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feraligatr:
“ goodenoughforjazz:
“ adventuresofpeanut:
“she screm
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“ goodenoughforjazz:
“ adventuresofpeanut:
“she screm
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“ goodenoughforjazz:
“ adventuresofpeanut:
“she screm
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“ goodenoughforjazz:
“ adventuresofpeanut:
“she screm
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beyoncescock:

thebootydiaries:

misspaperlilies:

neilcicierega:

amazing

is this true

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

don’t question the facts

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“Cat tweets
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“Cat tweets
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“Cat tweets
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“Cat tweets
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“Cat tweets
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